mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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  • Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup

rick-sanchez:

IF YOU DON’T LIKE GREEK MYTHOLOGY THEN YOU’RE WRONG LIKE THERE IS LITERALLY A STORY WHERE DIONYSUS GETS HIS PENIS PUDDING ON ATHENA’S THIGH AND SHE SLAPS IT OFF AND IT FALLS OFF OLYMPUS AND BECOMES THIS GUY NAMED ERECTHEUS AND THIS GUY IS LITERALLY SLAPPED OFF MAN CHOWDER FROM ATHENA’S UPPER LEG HOW GREAT IS THAT

jimmyoffthehook:

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jimmyoffthehook:

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